The Steak World’s ‘Portrait of Dorian Gray’

Not shown: 135-day, currently on display at the Met.Photo: Melissa Hom
“It has an underlying funk, but mostly a real intense beef flavor, an attractive zing to it that’s not nasty or off-putting at all. It’s actually delicious,” McBride tells us. Not nasty? You don’t say! (We would hope not: The eighteen-ounce bone-in steak goes for a hefty $59.) On the one hand, McBride has never erred when it comes to meat; on the other, no one to our knowledge has ever aged a steak that long without producing something monstrous. “Trust me, you have to taste this,” McBride says. If its looks are any indication, we expect a truly intense experience. But we’ll skip the cheese course entirely.
