Andrea Strong Gives ‘Food Porn’ a Whole New Meaning

Andrea Strongs reviews are always chock-full of TMI, but this weeks write-up of Ta Pol offshoot El Quinto Pino brings a genuinely icky description of the uni panini: Its as close as a sandwich can get to really good, hot, sweaty sex as I can think of. Really? Sure, we named it a Sandwich of the Week, but good, hot, sweaty sex?

Actually, this reminds us of Strongs review of Spice Market (who needs sex? Just eat here) and her comparison of the General Tsos at Xing to really phenomenal sex (soft moans were audible). Oh, and discovering Brooklyn Global cuisine at Chickenbone Caf was like finally having a great lover. Wait shes had a great lover and yet she still equates sex with an egg sandwich?

My Dinner at El Quinto Pino [Strong Buzz]
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