GoldBar Causes Citywide Escalade Shortage

Al's Limo

Our preferred mode of transport.

Weve already advised you to wear a GoldBar T-shirt if you want to get beyond the club's gilded rope so badly that youre willing to sacrifice any sense of style. But what ride should you roll up in? You might just find your answer in this tally of cars we saw outside of the club between 12:10 a.m. and 12:20 a.m. this morning.

Dropping off:
Escalade, white
Escalade, mauve

Waiting outside:
Escalade ESV, dark blue
Escalade ESV, dark blue
Escalade sedan, black
Escalade, dark blue
Lincoln Town Car Executive I, black
BMW 750 LI, white
GMC Ukon XL, black
GMC Ukon XL, black with vanity plates DIVA77

Parked, obviously for GoldBar:
Escalade, dark blue

We realize it goes against the grain, but our advice is to skip the alphamobile and arrive in Als Limo, the disco-themed hoopty limo with shag carpeting stocked with candy, Bud, and um, good tunes (I Love You Mary Jane, if you know what were saying). Als business card couldnt put it better: Its More Than A Ride A PimPin Ride.

Earlier: What to Wear If You Really Want to Get Into GoldBar