Mansion Isn't Getting Much of a Housewarming

Mansion in da house!Photo: Courtesy of Mansion

Mansion hasn’t been getting much love so far — first dating columnist Julia Allison posts a short video clip from inside the club and bemoans the “sheer AWFULNESS” of the place, and now a Down by the Hipster tipster chimes in with further criticism: “Too many unfocused ideas implemented into one place.” (And that's before the Cougar Room full of sex toys is even open!) Another DBTH post says, “Truth be told, other than the ball-like chandeliers and some fire flames burning behind glass (like a Miami club I forget) it isn't much different than Crobar was.” Meanwhile, the hard-core clubbers at Clubplanet are bummed that Crobar’s ample dance space is gone. Of course, the club doesn’t fully open until Thursday, so if West Chelsea is even still on your nightlife radar, take these opinions for what they’re worth.

Earlier: Mansion’s House Is Not Entirely in Order