Anthony Bourdain Insults Alan Richman Right Back

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Who would mind being mauled by Gumby?Photo: Getty Images

Alan Richmans review of Brasserie Les Halles yesterday on his GQ blog seemed a not especially subtle slam of Tony Bourdain. When I phoned the restaurant to ask [Bourdains] role there, the critic wrote, I was told he acts as a consultant, although its hard to know what a place that specializes in the hoariest of French dishes would need from an American who wasnt much of a chef back in the days when he worked at being one. Meow! Given how long Les Halles has been around and how universally understood its mediocrity is, there could be no other reason to review it than to lay the hurt on Tony Bourdain. Bourdain, though, is unfazed by the attack: He tells Grub Street, It was like being mauled by Gumby. Afterwards, youre not sure it even happened.

Kitchen Inconsequential [GQ]