New Neighbor JoeDoe Plans to Out-Prune Prune

Welcome to the neighborhood.Photo: Daniel Maurer
But will JoeDoe be able to cook up a brunch capable of luring folks away from the hour-long wait across the street? Let's take a look at the preliminary menu:

It remains to be seen whether Community Board 3's SLA & Economic Development Committee will recommend a transfer of Quhnia's liquor license during next Monday's meeting, but Dobias and his partner, Jill Schulster (a ballet dancer and manager at Crispo), are going all out by promising to donate to the Girls Club and other local concerns, tend to the community garden, continue their efforts to raise thousands of dollars for breast-cancer research, and help to eliminate the block’s rampant rat problem (“We have THE BEST exterminator, and he is ready to help”). As for the matter the neighbors really care about, the packet assures, “At no time will we allow ‘drinkers’ to enter our restaurant.” Drinkers, you’ll just have to find your chopped liver truffles elsewhere.
