We’ve always been vexed that La Esquina doesn’t allow photography of its underground private party room — European tourists search our site about 50 gazillion times a day to get a glimpse of what lies below street level. We even hired an artist to try to sketch the gated den, but he ended up getting sloshed with some models who spilled a $50 tequila shot all over his drawings. However, we’re pleased to bring you this photographic approximation of Serge Becker’s hidden lair. Doesn’t it look pretty spot-on? Can’t you just see Beyoncé celebrating her birthday here? Oh, by the way, this was taken at the Castaway Cove mini-golf course on the Jersey shore.