When he’s not
loving the ladies and
tangling with photographers, Steve Guttenberg is a restaurateur! In this Funny or Die video he just posted, the Goot advertises Guttenberg’s Steak House, home of Police Academy Au-Gratin, Cocoon Brûlée, and “delectable Short Circuit Ribs.” Okay, so it’s not quite as hilarious as the goth-metal ad for
Wilkinson’s Family Restaurant (“We feast on meats! The witch’s teats!”), but it sure makes us wish he really did wait tables. Hey, if it could happen to the
Dell Dude...
Guttenberg's Steak House! [Funny or Die]