Mechanical Bullshit

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Brother Jimmys San Juan better take a nice hard look at this before it flips the switch on its mechanical bull this weekend screenwriter Aaron Schnore is suing Johnny Utahs because he was hurt after that bulls operator "whipped it up into a violent frenzy" and tossed him, which a lawyer equates to assault and battery. Question is, will the judge scream YEE-HAW as he, um, tosses this out of court? [NYDN]