Snarky clerks: [To girls who are walking out of store.] Did you find what you were looking for?
Williamsburg girls: Actually, do you have Cabo Wabo tequila?
Snarky clerks: Uh, no, we just have Patrón [and some other good tequilas]. But way to support Sammy Hagar! IU812!
Grub Street: O-U812.
[Exeunt Williamsburg girls.]
Related: Hot for Tequila [NYM]