Sour About Sweetiepie

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A publishing type writes in with the following screed about that Sweetpie idiocy place: Sweetiepie or whatever its called is empty almost every night. As I hate [literary agent] Luke Janklow (lunch canceller of epic proportion; I think were at six times), it makes me happy to walk home every night and see his wifes elitist shithole blaze empty through its massive glass panes. I dont even feel bad. Apparently not! Lesson here: Think twice before canceling that lunch.