Dow’s Loss Is Your Gain

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Heres a recession special so complicated well just turn it over to the publicist: Starting today, Monday to Friday from 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m., Sandros pastas are priced at the first three digits of the days closing of the Dow Jones Index while the Dow is below 10,000. So if the Dow closes today between 7,500-7,600 the price of any pasta will be between $7.50-$7.60, or about a third of the regular prices of $19-21. And what, free dessert if a CEO offs himself?