If you thought JoeDoe’s “Madoff menu” or Shang’s “starving artist” menu were as cutesy as the names of recession specials were bound to get, you were so totally wrong. The Cub Room’s new $29 “stimulus package” prix fixe is jam-packed with items like Hard Balls in the Soft Economy, Low Credit High Spirit, and Strong Stomach for Stock Market Rollercoaster. Just, wow. The rest of the light-hearted, heavy-handed romp through our national crisis follows. Because when you’re out to eat, you really want to be reminded you’re not getting a bonus this year.


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Best of New York Food 2011
DIY Pie
Potage for a Princess
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Jim Gaffigan's Issues With Subway
