Alain Ducasse Gets Waxed

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The whole celebrity-chef thing just went to another level. Paris’s Grevin wax museum has added a likeness of Alain Ducasse to a lineup that includes Albert Einstein, John Paul II, Mahatma Gandhi, and others. Looks pretty damn good. Hell, forget installing a new chef at Benoit — just put one of these outside the place, like those scary chef figures Michael Jackson collects and that you see outside of crappy Italian places. Also, you know Batali wants one of these at Madame Tussauds.