Porky’s: Quite Possibly the Classiest Bar in Town

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We never wouldve suspected this, but before you can set foot in Porkys, you have to adhere to a strict twelve-point dress code. Thats right, if you want to pound shots with Screech from Saved by the Bell, youre going to have to be NEAT AND CASUAL, okay? The best part about this is definitely all caps must be worn forward, followed by dont look, dress, or act like an idiot!!! Or what, youll be denied beer pong and fishbowls??? Keep in mind, this is a place that asks job applicants Whats the craziest thing youve ever done? presumably in hopes of hearing about their Girls Gone Wild appearances.