Restaurant Girl Is NOT on Twitter, Okay?

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As we suspected, the Twitter user posing as realRG is not actually Danyelle Freeman as Eater reported (that site has now been duped twice). The real, real RG tells us: I don't tweet or twitter. It's not me, but I do know how to spell Klonopin. Were thinking this is Life Vicarious, author of the RGs first fake Twitter, trying to pull one over again. Get a life, people! (And not Restaurant Girls life.)

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