Bear Knocks Man Down, Steals His Sandwich

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This happened in Jersey, but its the freakin weekend and this story is just awesome: In a messin with Sasquatch commercial come alive, 52-year-old Henry Rouwendal went through a pretty wild ordeal when a bear knocked him down from behind and made off with his hoagie. Dude was not about to be sub-dued, since the sandwich was loaded with salami and all the fixings. He tells the Star-Ledger: I kicked him three times in the snout and one time in the throat. Never mind the foot-long its clear Henry Rouwendal is the real hero here.

Black bear knocks down Vernon man, steals sandwich [Real-Time News via Gothamist]