Buttermilk Burglarized; McDonald’s Rent-a-Cop Unloads

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Buttermilk Channel was the victim of a break-in early this morning. Nothing was taken by the schmuck responsible, per owner Doug Crowells Twitter. Meanwhile things didnt go quite as smoothly outside of a Bronx McDonalds. According to the Daily News, the restaurants security guard (a former cop) opened fire on a would-be carjacker and shot him in the leg. Who knew McDonalds guards pack heat is it a Hamburglar thing?