Domino’s Strips Jean Georges Dessert of Its Last Remaining Shred of Dignity


Ever since Jean-Georges Vongerichten introduced molten chocolate cake to America some two decades ago, it has spread like, well, molten chocolate all over the nations menus, and now it has finally reached its nadir. Dominos has introduced the Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake, no doubt dreamed up by the fudge-packers at the fictional Dominos Pizza Institute. But wait, theres more! You can now get this for free if you order their other recent blechtacular creation, the bread bowl. Why are we telling you this? Well, because it's fast-food day. And also, probably for the same reason your friend showed you that Faces of Death video in middle school we had to look at this, so now you have to.