Dunkin’ Donuts Soils Last Sacred Thing

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Photo: Daniel Maurer

Dunkin’ Donuts really, really has to stop. The last straw might’ve been when we saw a Dunkin’ smack in the middle of the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, New Jersey — a conspicuously polished corporate entity where a homespun, deep-fried chili-burger stand should’ve been. But this is also insane: a street vendor in Tribeca who’s hoping to subliminally lure in customers with that all-too-familiar font. Dude, don’t encourage them!