Few things are better than anthropomorphic food, and today there’s this: First, City Harvest has enlisted animators for a series of viral videos, and they feature dancing hot dogs, poker-playing fish, and murderous tomatoes. And speaking of murderous tomatoes, Monster Pizzas, a wood-burning, brick-oven takeout joint, has opened on Bleecker Street and, as you can see here, their logo is one to add to the Suicide Food blog. Here’s their menu. They’re open till 4 a.m. and offer a 10 percent NYU-student discount.
Individual Pizzas - $8, extra toppings $1 each
Large Pizzas - $18, extra toppings $2 eachTraditional Monster - tomato, mozzarella, basil
White Monster - Mozzarella, garlic, grated cheeseHealth Monsters (regular or wheat)
Green Monster - diced tomatoes, pesto, basil feta
Popeye Monster - spinach, cheese
Sea Monster - shrimp, pesto, cheeseMonster Lovers
Italian Monster - prosciutto, mozzarella
Meat Monster - sweet Italian sausage, mozzarella
Aloha Monster - ham, cheese, pineapple, bacon
BBQ Monster - sliced chicken, citrus BBQ sauce, red onionsSweet Lovers Monster
Choice of chocolate or nutella base, chocolate chunks, mashmallows, choice of caramel or chocolate drizzle, and choice of fruit and powered sugarBuild Your Own Monster
Choose from these toppings: Cheese, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, mushrooms, olives, garlic, basil, ham, pineapple, extra cheese (feta or mozzarella), strawberries, bananas, peaches, mangos, prosciutto, shrimp, spinach, anchovies, sliced chicken, diced tomatoes, peppers
193 Bleecker St., nr. MacDougal St.; 212-475-0800
