The Undercover Muslim Waitress

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A Muslim server at a Manhattan restaurant shares some of the bunk she overheard on the job, including the guy who said, If you are a Jew in Egypt and they find out, they would like try to kill you or something. The waitress imagines replying: The Egyptians would not kill you for being a Jew, but I might drop this cup of coffee in your lap for being an ignoramus. [Elan]