Cookie Pinchers and Loosie Pushers

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A couple of local stories with James Weird appeal: First, the Post reports that a Chlo Sevigny look-alike on a purple scooter has twice attacked a manager after she was caught filching vegan cookies from One Lucky Duck in Chelsea Market. And according to The Wall Street Journal, cops found fake explosives (which turned out to be a Halloween costume) while busting a Bronx bodega for loosie cigarettes. [NYP, WSJ]