Signed, Gordo

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"I know how hard this must be for you Greta, and I'm not expecting a birthday card today, but your [sic] punishing your daughter and our four children, for all the wrong reasons, it's so sad. She's an amazing woman and you've been a fantastic mum please don't stop!" —Gordon Ramsay, in a (poorly edited) open letter that he supposedly wrote to his mother-in-law, asking her to forgive him for firing her husband — Ramsay's father-in-law — last month. [Evening Standard via Zagat]