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Helpful advice for the holidays: “If you can’t afford to hire a bartender, you shouldn’t be having a party.” So says Eric Villani some random guest at this one party. Luckily, bartenders will cater your party — even if it means standing in the corner of a 400-square-foot apartment surrounded by two-dozen assholes. And, at least according to the Times, many people agree! “I’m an adult now, living by myself, and this is my sh-bam, my moment,” says the person who hosted that hellish-sounding party in the 400-square-foot apartment. So if you want to party with the kinds of people who say “this is my sh-bam,” now you know: Hire a goddamn bartender. [NYT]
