Can People Please Stop Eating Dog Food Already?

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Suddenly, everybodys eating dog food! Last week, an animal activist in Ohio was doing it to support an animal-cruelty bill. This week, Brooklyn Paper editor Gersh Kuntzman tells us a couple of women are doing it to promote their high-end dog-food brand. Kuntzman makes a big to-do about trying the stuff himself and tells the camera, Its like a bland pt its like a pt for not a French poodle, an American poodle. He says hes doing what nobody else will do, but of course weve known for years that most people cant tell the difference between pt and dog food, and last year a couple of reporters sampled human-grade dog food and were okay with it. So can we stop eating dog food and pretending its interesting? We already know that canine cuisine is good enough for humans we live in an age of doggie birthday cakes! Case closed. Call us when youre eating snake food and a live rat is about to go down the gullet.

Wait a minute theres video of Gersh eating dog food? [Brooklyn Paper]