Yesterday, word got out that Charlie Sheen would be popping up in a Funny or Die cooking-show skit called (what else?) Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes. And look at that — here it is! The whole thing is very winking and knowing and self-referencing — we're surprised it takes nearly two minutes to get a tiger-blood joke — but there are some good lines, like: "Winners stalk and kill their own food without Earthly weapons." Words to live by! What we really want to know is, where'd Sheen get that sweet tiger toque? It'd be the the perfect thing to wear while chowing down on some bear burgers.
Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes [Funny or Die]