What in the World Is This Thing Outside of Kenka Now?

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The hordes who wait outside of Kenka (Dirt Candys Amanda Cohen recently admitted to being among them) have always been able to amuse themselves with the big-balled tanuki and the make-your-own-cotton-candy machine. Now the restaurant has put out this, uh, dude holding a, uh, well, something that you can stick your face into for funny photos. This totally beats making a video with Ronald McDonald! And its the trippiest thing weve seen on St. Marks since Gamas giant hallucinogenic pimp cup. Nobodys picking up the phone at the restaurant to explain it can anyone who reads Japanese tell us what the heck this is (other than, you know, the usual Kenka awesomeness)?