Sorry, Health, IHOP Is Here

To avoid any calorie burning at all, they even deliver!

Eater confirms the exciting news that IHOP at 235 East 14th Street the first IHOP ever in downtown New York has finally opened its sticky doors. This is a very big deal for people who like to get stoned, or who, every now and then, like to order a huge plate of unsatisfying chocolate-chip pancakes with extra whipped cream and then stick a few IHOP mugs in their Miu-Miu bags. Wait, what? On that note, the menu sounds pretty standard with a few classy additions, like crepes and tilapia. [Eater NY]