Smear Campaign ... With Ice Cream

Don't get too dirty. Photo: Pink Sherbert Photography via Flickr

GQ's December issue features a pizza party with Herman Cain where he compares his rivals to ice-cream flavors. Mitt Romney? Plain vanilla. Rick Perry? Rocky Road. For Michele Bachmann, Cain resists for half a second before getting a little sticky: Im not going to say it. Im not going to say it Tutti-frutti. I know Im going to get in trouble! It could have been worse. [GQ]