The Upper West Side Candy Killers

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It's a sticky situation.

The wrath of an Upper West Sider is just no fun, especially when innocent gummy bears are involved. Reports say that locals are livid about Sugar & Plumm Purveyors of Yumm moving onto Amsterdam Avenue and West 78th Street because the sweets bazaar will be too "garish" and "suburban." The root of the hysteria is the fact that the store is knocking out five local businesses. Someone needs a (candy) cigarette. [DNA Info]