Archbishop Has Been Eating More Than a Church Mouse

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God is in the greens.

A weight-loss doctor has sold out announced that his patient, Archbishop Timothy Dolan, a Steak 'n Shake fan, needs to lose a lot more weight before ringin' those Vatican church bells. Apparently Dolan has lost 25 pounds since February and has 25 left to go. The diet plan? “Red-Hat Boot Camp” — a reference to the red zucchetto, or skull cap, that cardinals wear," says Gatecrasher. BluePrint Pope cleanse? [NYDN]