• The USDA’s “Plant Hardiness Zone Map” for gardeners, which hadn’t been updated since 1990, shows that warm zones have drifted northward. Cough, climate change, cough. [Salt/NPR]
• A U.K. teen who has subsisted solely on chicken nuggets since she was 2 years old was rushed to the hospital with all kinds of weird health issues. So, Twinkie Diet adherents shouldn’t get any ideas. [HuffPo]
• Fast-food burger chains are proliferating in New York. Guess we can expect Mayor Bloomberg’s next subway ad campaign to address that. [NYP]
• A new Spanish study suggests that fried food is not inherently unhealthy. Yes! [Times of India]
• However, Burger King’s new burger does not have the same distinction: The Smoked Bacon and Cheddar Double Angus packs more than 1,000 calories. [NYDN]