Armed and Dangerous Feral Pigs on the Loose

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You could say it's like Wilbur meets Dexter, but there's actually nothing cute about it. Feral pigs, as destructive as they are smart, have become a serious problem in the Champlain Valley of New York, where even the most industrious farmers have become afraid. The pigs hunt at night, making them very hard to catch (The un-Spotted Pig), and although they don't like humans, they seem to savagely attack almost everything else. Ah! [NYT]