Perhaps you saw the story yesterday about Pizza Goat, who was spotted eating a pie inside a midtown Famiglia. Well, Daily Intel used some serious investigative skills to track down the mysterious hoofer, who is named Cocoa and lives with her owner, Cyrus Fakroddin, in a “rambling 18th-century house along the Passaic River” in Jersey. Given that, you’d think she’d have better taste in pizza. [Daily Intel]