93-year-old local legend Cecilia Chiang forwarded this funny email, via snail mail, to friend Michael Murphy (who also happens to be Michael Bauer’s partner), who then tweeted it. Thusly, we bring it to you, though we cannot confirm if it was a real sign. And, obviously, Chiang has a thing for Chinese-restaurant jokes. [CuriousMikie/Twitter via Scoop]