My Cousin Vinny ... and Vito ... and Frank ... and Other Fibs Restaurantgoers Tell for a Table

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Sorry, bro.

Not so fast, fake famiglia. Aggressive customers who pretend to be related to big-family Italian restaurateurs are only getting their asses served to them now that managers like Frank Clemente of Graziellas have caught on to their games. Sometimes Ill just say, Sorry, sir, Vito doesnt know you." [Brooklyn Daily]