Rachael Ray Reportedly Involved in Anti–Martha Stewart Exorcism

She wouldn't. Would she?

This entire report sounds bogus, but as they say, there is a sprig of sage truth in every rumor (and don't forget about that Il Buco Alimentari episode, which did not sound very pleasant). So, allegedly, Rachael Ray who is moving into Martha Stewart's television studio has "asked staffers to perform a wacky exorcism ritual ... ordering them to burn bundles of sage to chase away negative spirits." Wonder if Martha can grab some scraps for her next asparagus dish? [NYP]