Jeff Goldblum’s Gelato, Pie, and Oregano-Breath Advice

US actor Jeff Goldblum poses at the British Comedy Awards in London on December 16, 2011. AFP PHOTO/CARL COURT (Photo credit should read CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)
Pie-eater. Photo: CARL COURT/2011 AFP

"The answer is pie. The answer was always pie. Don’t go to Italy. No. No. No. Why-why-why would you? Bake a pie and yes, yes, yes, seduce someone tonight." —Goldblum riffs on food and sex in his new, nutso advice column. [Slacktory]