Nice Work If You Can Get It

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A Nebraska man named Jason Dornhoff is in trouble after scrawling "I have no money, a huge bomb in my truck, and a syringe of bleach that will kill you instantly. If you be quiet and help me, you won’t die” on the back of his restaurant job application. In court documents, authorities, who arrested Dornhoff at gunpoint and found no bomb, claim the 38-year-old is a meth addict who "went to the restaurant hoping to find a way to fulfill his sexual fantasies." It's unclear whether he got the job or not. [Kearny Hub]