Utz Klutz

To Catch a Subway Bandit

All police in southwestern Pennsylvania really had to do was follow the trail of salt and vinegar all the way to 21-year-old Benjamin Sickles, who “allegedly broke into a Subway restaurant and stole several bags of snacks.” Cops say Sickles took nine bags of snack food after failing to open the register, and a trail of empty bags led to the arrest. Let’s hope they serve dip in jail. [AP/WP]

To Catch a Subway Bandit