Watch an iPhone 5 Spoof for Food-Photo Addicts

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Hey Foodspotters and foodsters and anybody who's ever made a dining companion wait ten minutes to eat while you angled for just the right shot: The iPhone 5 sounds made for you. Apple has clearly figured out that "people only use iPhones to take photos of their food," so they've given the next iGadget a 50-millimeter macro lens, perfect for capturing all the table-porn images that "turn your life into a seemingly enjoyable lie." Siri's even on hand to "suggest fun captions that'll imply a life worth living." See the testimonial (okay: spoof) below.