Starving Yourself Won’t Make You Live Longer

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Contrary to one well-accepted theory on longevity — less food equals longer life — a new study on monkeys proves that an emaciated diet won't do anything to increase one's lifespan. So, hit the all-you-can-eat and live forever! [Reuters via The Cut]