Donkey Sauce, Deconstructed

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This week, New York Magazine gives a very close reading to the menu at Guy Fieri's new Times Square restaurant, "the best thing Fieri has ever written a golden-brown Infinite Jest ... T. S. Eliot, Hunter Thompson, and Sam Sifton could all find something to applaud in the descriptive power brought to bear on the Ringer burger." [NYM]