Which restaurateur is a bad boy?
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Here’s something to ponder while you ride out the storm: Today the Cut runs an in-depth look at life as a dominatrix, as told by one, Goddess Nia. Among her roster of “pay pig” clients: a “super-successful restaurateur” and chef. Who could it be?
The story’s writer, former Grub ed Alyssa Shelasky, says Goddess Nia is staying mum about the guy’s exact identity, but here’s what Goddess Nia is willing to reveal:
Sub-Chef is a super-successful restaurateur. He’s the only [client] who’s ever crossed the line sexually, because he confessed to masturbating to me. So I put his cock in a cage. Now he’s inside a chastity belt and can only masturbate one week out of the month, and that’s only if he can answer my trivia questions. Isn’t it crazy? This famous chef is walking around in a cock cage. When he failed a quiz about Arrested Development, I ordered him to write 2,000 words on the meaning of obedience and wouldn’t unlock the cage. I went to one of his restaurants and said, “My moules frites are subpar; you have to personally remake them now.” Meanwhile, the key to his cock cage is around my neck, and the waitress is watching from the corner.
Also: According to Nia, the chef in question makes more than a million dollars a year, which really sort of narrows the potential playing field. Let the guessing begin.
