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Predictably, Restaurant Tabletop Sex in Florida Leads to Arrest

This table will need some extra bleach tonight.
This table will need some extra bleach tonight. Photo: Courtesy WKMG

Maybe it was something in the shepherd’s pie? The manager of a busy Florida restaurant within an “upscale family community” called the police after two customers started having sex on a patio table and would not stop. Paddy Murphy’s manager Tom Murphy says that 32-year-old Jeremie Calo told him “she can’t get up at this time,” referring to his date, after the couple was asked to stop and settle their tab. Calo was arrested for refusing to pay, and after the incident, none of the other stunned diners flagged down a waiter and said, “I’ll have what’s she’s having.” [WKMG via NYDN]

Predictably, Restaurant Tabletop Sex in Florida Leads to Arrest