This man named Shoenice, who either has pica or just bad taste, eats things like Justin Bieber posters, Old Spice, duct tape, and tampons. The skill sets required for this may seem impressive at first, though, honestly they seem to indicate a bleak future for the guy, which is likely why he clings admirably to the hope his exploits will “EVENTUALLY BRING WORLD PEACE TO EVERY HUMAN ON THE PLANET.” He’s been on a food and beverage bender this past week, downing an entire bottle of Ciroc in fifteen seconds, a 750 milliliter bottle of Southern Comfort in twenty seconds, then chasing that with a KFC eight-piece bucket and a modest bowl of Lucky Charms. “I’m just a freak of nature, you know,” he says, brandishing an empty bottle of Wild Turkey. “Like the two-headed girl on the TLC Channel. Bearded woman, you know? I just can do shit that other humans can’t.”
CIROC VODKA BOTTLE SLAMMED 4 DIDDY & WSHH [YouTube via Foodbeast]
