• The LES's much-beloved Brown Cafe is shuttering its doors after twelve years of business to "focus on the development of multifaceted projects which include a nonprofit food awareness program for public schools." [The Lo-Down]
• Recently(-ish) closed Overseas Taste Restaurant in Chinatown is to be replaced by Makan-Lah, a Malaysian street food tapas restaurant/wine bar. [Bowery Boogie]
• Union Square's Corkbuzz Wine Studio is hosting a South American tasting class January 12; register here for $50. Plus: Throughout this month, Sunday nights are corkage-free! [Grub Street]
The Marrow's menu came out today. 
By
Hugh Merwin
More bad food news: Eighty restaurant patrons in Beijing had to be hospitalized after they ordered and ate eggplant stir-fries that were spiked with clonidine, which caused immediate fatigue, dizziness, and vomiting. 34 of the restaurant's customers needed to have the drug cleaned from their bloodstream, the Salt reports, quoting a study published in the Annals of Internal Medicine. According to the folks from the No. 307 Hospital of the People's Liberation Army, who authored the study with members of Chinese Academy of Military Medical Sciences, the intentional poisoning was designed to draw customers to a rival, presumably clonidine-free restaurant back in 2010, so we should all be safe.
A meal ticket of bad food. 
By
Max Thorn
Whether cooking a holiday meal or splurging on one the city's innumerable New Year's Eve prix fixe menus, we've all had food on the mind these past few weeks. The critics are no exception. Our own Adam Platt skipped a formal review to put together the 2013 edition of the Where to Eat list. Where have the other critics dined during the holidays? Read on to find out.
Thirty Acres, Arlington Club, and more ahead. 