No, Eddie Huang isn’t the new David Chang— he’s the new Anthony Bourdain, says the Post. Well, we’ll give him this much— after blabbing about Four Loko got him into all that trouble, he still hasn’t learned to keep his mouth shut: “When we first opened Baohaus, some friends and I rolled in after a party at 1 a.m. We were like, ‘Yo, customers! If you’re down, we’re going to smoke weed in here. We locked the door and hot-boxed it.” [NYP]